I love to cook but I’m no baker. I don’t like exact measurements. I’m not very good at remembering to set the kitchen timer. Needless to say, my attempts at baking usually end up misshapen, burned, or raw in the middle (or some combination thereof). I’m usually pretty impressed with myself if I can successful make brownies from a Duncan Hines mix. But this year, for some crazy reason, I decided I was going to be a super mom and make homemade cupcakes for my daughter’s second birthday. And not just any cupcakes. Elmo cupcakes!
So what is a non-baker to do?
Step 1. Order Elmo baking cups and icing decorations from Amazon.
Step 2. Order even more obnoxious Elmo-themed decorations to distract from the quality of homemade baked goods.
Step 3. Google “perfect simple vanilla cupcakes.”
Step 4. Buy ingredients in advance to avoid winging it the day of (“Do I really need baking powder? Baking soda’s fine, right?”
Step 5. Try not to swear too loudly in front of children while baking cupcakes.
Step 6. Listen for kitchen timer and don’t get creative.
Step 7. Actually let cupcakes cool before impatiently spreading frosting on top.
Step 8. Put Elmo icing decoration on top to look like Super Mom-professional baker.
Step 9. Serve bubbles to parents (kids don’t care as long as there’s lots of sugar).
Seriously though, this Perfect Vanilla Cupcakes recipe from Glorious Treats ROCKED. And the Vanilla Cream Cheese Frosting was to die for.
At the end of the day, all that matters is my little pumpkin liked her Elmo birthday party and blew out her two candles. And for now, she thinks I’m a super mom no matter what.